FAQS News: real headlines, made-up stories
Wisconsin Data Center Boom Will Demand Massive Water, Energy Resources
Local Community Leader Is Raising Awareness About Data Drinking
Miller Lite Celebrates Milwaukee Brewers Championship With Clinch Cans
Area Man Learns Milwaukee Brewers Are Named After Beer, Not Coffee, After 34 Years As A Fan
US And Iran Are Quietly Negotiating As Middle East Remains On Edge. Here’s What To Know
US And Iran Talks Moved To Venetian Library So Negotiators Can Be Very, Very Quiet
The Latest: Trump Defends Iran War After Voters Give Democrats Control Of Congress
Newly Re-Elected Senator Says Peaches Are His Love Language, Hands Out 400 Of Them On Capitol Steps
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Most Read
- 1Newly Re-Elected Senator Says Peaches Are His Love Language, Hands Out 400 Of Them On Capitol Steps
- 2Study Finds AI Executives Who Believe They're Living Like Rock Stars Are Overwhelmingly Square
- 3Local Community Leader Is Raising Awareness About Data Drinking
- 4Agency Owner Asks AI To Write Post About Being Worried AI Is Doing Everything
- 5Tommy Pun: Reindeer Racing Is The Most Fawn You Can Have On Four Legs
FAQoscopes
Aries The stars say you'll finally read past a headline this week. The stars have been wrong before.
Taurus A data center will offer to cool you off. Decline politely.
Gemini Both of you should stop arguing in the group chat.
Cancer Your reindeer has signed with a Finnish racing team. Let him go.
Leo Mercury is in retrograde, which is why your tub is on a mountain.
Virgo Someone will call you a pun-dit. Take it as a compliment, then leave.
Street FAQs
The storyWisconsin's data center boom will demand massive water and energy. What do you think?
“I don't trust anything that's cooler than me. That rules out data centers and most of my grandkids.”
“If they're going to use our water, the least they can do is make the internet taste like a cheese curd.”
“I've been drinking data for years. That's why I know so much about sectional sofas I'll never buy.”
FAQS By The Numbers
Where Wisconsin's beer is going
Source: a guy at the bar
Latest
Miller Lite Celebrates Milwaukee Brewers Championship With Clinch Cans
Area Man Learns Milwaukee Brewers Are Named After Beer, Not Coffee, After 34 Years As A Fan
US And Iran Are Quietly Negotiating As Middle East Remains On Edge. Here’s What To Know
US And Iran Talks Moved To Venetian Library So Negotiators Can Be Very, Very Quiet
The Latest: Trump Defends Iran War After Voters Give Democrats Control Of Congress
Newly Re-Elected Senator Says Peaches Are His Love Language, Hands Out 400 Of Them On Capitol Steps
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang Has Emerged As The Biggest Foil To AI Doomerism About The Existential Risk To Humanity
Study Finds AI Executives Who Believe They're Living Like Rock Stars Are Overwhelmingly Square
Protesters Across Europe To Call For Freeze On Energy Hungry Data Centres
European Protesters Demand Data Centres Be Frozen Solid, Bring Own Ice
Agency Owner Worried About AI Doing Almost Everything
Agency Owner Asks AI To Write Post About Being Worried AI Is Doing Everything
Leonardo Tops €60 Billion In Orders As Defence, Drones And Space Grow
Renaissance Man Leonardo Tops €60 Billion In Orders, Has Not Finished Any Of Them
IMF Upgrades UK Growth But Warns Global Economy Could Test Limits Of Resilience
IMF Confirms United Kingdom Is Physically 1.3% Larger Than Last Year
Fetching Votes: In Paris Mayor's Race, Dogs Dominate Campaigns
Paris Mayoral Race Now Entirely Dogs After Humans Fail To Fetch Enough Votes
Traditional Reindeer Racing Is Delighting Spectators In Frigid Finland
North Pole Files Grievance After Finland Lures Away Its Top Reindeer With Racing Contracts
People 'Bathe' In Nature To Get Respite From Chaotic News Cycle
Americans Seeking Break From News Cycle Now Hauling Clawfoot Tubs Into National Forests
FAQ / Counter-FAQ
Should Dogs Be Allowed To Run For Mayor?
Yes. I will fetch every vote personally. I will also fetch the ball. Please throw the ball. Is that a squirrel. I love you.
No. Absolutely not. I have watched this candidate eat a sock. I will be running instead, but only if no one asks me to.
The Breakdown
What's actually inside a data center
- One extremely loud fan named Doug
- 42,000 blinking lights that each mean something different and urgent
- A single laminated sign reading “Do Not Pour Beer Here”
- Every photo you deleted in 2014
- A vending machine that only takes exact change
- Your Wi-Fi password, written on a sticky note
The Daily FAQ
Politics
Fetching Votes: In Paris Mayor's Race, Dogs Dominate Campaigns
Paris Mayoral Race Now Entirely Dogs After Humans Fail To Fetch Enough Votes
Money
Leonardo Tops €60 Billion In Orders As Defence, Drones And Space Grow
Renaissance Man Leonardo Tops €60 Billion In Orders, Has Not Finished Any Of Them