Vladimir Putin “We discussed this important issue yesterday over a beer...”
Barack OBAMA “You know, my faith is one that admits some doubt...”
Washington, DC – Congressional hearings went again behind close doors and mainly focused on the major points of how Sotomayor picks up more GAP support. “The old bras just weren’t doin it.. nada,” She continued, “It’s as if a huge weight was lifted off my shoulders once the GAP support was put in place, I’m [...]
A Japanese company has unveiled a robotic suit that is designed to help people with weak self-esteem or phobia to sue just like an able-bodied person.
Police bomb squad arrests man ‘just acting crazy’ who entered terminal of New York City’s LaGuardia airport with a fake bomb in his bag. He was dressed head to toe in an off color suit with question marks all around it stating the benefits of government refunds.
The only question his agent must be wondering [...]
Cupertino, CA – The “Cash for Clunkers” rebate system ran out of gas in apparent record time as American lawmakers for got to exclude “Hotwheels” from the congressional buyout. “This is really a double-sword as on one hand it’s great that it helped people thus far, but B. are the old hotwheels going to scrap [...]
DULLES INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT – Weighs to avoid checked lugged fees.
1. weight your wife
2. weight your kid
3. weigh your pet
4. weigh same luggage twice
5. tell the attendant they “already weighed that”
6.run
New Yorkers haven’t seen this much pandemonium since the Staf Puft Marshmallow man invaded Manhattan and our sovereign world was challenged by Gosar and his minions.
Washington, DC The nation’s problems might all be solved or are just beginning for America’s teeming masses lining up to try the African brewed White House beer called, “Chiller Chill.”
Both NFL star and ex(?)star’s rep were out on the town last night getting “trashed.”
Some people said Michael jackson faked his death, wasn’t he already, kinda… you know… Well, you saw thriller right!
“I’m a huge sports fan, Soccer, football, hockey, basketball, dog fighting… you name it, i’m into it!”
