Police bomb squad arrests man ‘just acting crazy’ who entered terminal of New York City’s LaGuardia airport with a fake bomb in his bag. He was dressed head to toe in an off color suit with question marks all around it stating the benefits of government refunds.
The only question his agent must be wondering at this point, is why did he change the marketing speak from ‘This is great” to a flurry of TV success, “This is the bomb” and go walking around an airport.
It appears we have more questions to be answered. An captain in control of the situation said, “Loon gone loco, what do you want – only in New York.” Planes should be scheduled to return to regular hours by this afternoon.

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